In Dale Kesler’s pockets you can find…
- First and foremost lint, for some reason he always has about half a handfuls worth in every pair of jeans.
- Keys to his car, his apartment, and his bus (he actually isn’t supposed to take the keys home, so he secretly made a copy one day).
- Matchbook, used, and rendered useless by the sweat that is always soaking through his pants
- Bits of loose tobacco
- His wallet, though it only contains his driver’s license, his debit card, a half punched frequent buyer card from dairy queen, and on any given day no more than thirty two American dollars cash
- Two paperclips (more or less), for cleaning out his pipes, Dale being too cheap and lazy to get a new one, and too deep to stop smoking altogether
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